A return ticket to HELL for 1 please!

My trip to HELL or my ghee and purgation cleanse as its more correctly referred to is finally complete and the severe retching has subsided enough to enable me to write this blog.

This cleanse draws out the toxins from your cells into the digestive tract and then flushes out of your system, to reveal a squeaky clean you.  The cleanse consists of 3 to 5 days of ghee and then a day of purgation or flushing out of the body.

So the ghee cleanse involves you drinking medicated ghee or clarified butter that increases in dose each day, followed by two hot glasses of water and shortly after a third, eating a very light diet of broth soups, rice and lentils and only hot drinks....sounds simple eh....LIES!!

It really goes like this.....

1) Great medicine man at bedroom door enroute back from yoga, smile politely as he hands me the dreaded container and fills my flask with boiling water, then instructs me to drink the ghee straight away.

2) Set up the station in the bathroom (essential location as the stuff is vile and may be fired up at any moment).

3) Toothpaste on brush, essential oils ready. Down the ghee, hold it in, brush teeth and mouth like mad, add the 2 cups of BOILING water, not forgetting sock to hold scalding glass in. Repeat affirmations and slowly move away from the bathroom.

4) Add glass 3 of slightly more drinkable now cooled hot water, and sit quietly on bed beside bathroom. Inhale essential oils at every stomach churn.

5) Ensure mouth is opend widely and any burp is exhaled like fire from a dragons mouth and only when you begin to wheeze for breath should you close your mouth again, followed by large inhale of essential oils.

6) Broth soup at 12pm, rice and lentils at 7pm, oh and for those of us starving on this diet 4pm biscuit:)

Repeat this for 4 days and your are GUARANTEED to arrive in hell, no diversions just straight there!

Four days of  headaches, severe nausea & gagging, weakness, nightmares, hots &colds, becoming best buddies with my toilet and each day it getting worse. In comparison with the western world by day 3 I would normally be on my frequent flyer miles to Beaumont, hooked up to fluids and steroid drips having had several injections to stop my body from flinging everything out.

But I persevered and then nearly died on day 4. I even saw the bright lights, thankfully 'twas just the sun beating in my bedroom door, and my complete inability to complete the triathlon to reach it and to close it lol.

Day 4 went like this: steps 1 to 5 above, increasing the dose of ghee to 120ml.  Then bed, bathroom, bed, bathroom, bed, bathroom did I mention bed bathroom for 12 hours, my bathroom two and a half steps from my bed was like a marathon....not pretty at all!

Doctor arrived took one look at me- that fear filled look that I have come to know only too well over the years (which today I can giggle about) and decided to finish it straight away. Electrolite to rehydrate, nausea tablets, diarrhoea medicine and tablets, fruit juice and food, I was enroute back to me!

Purgation is due to follow the day after stopping the ghee however as my body was so weak it was persponded for 4 days.

So on purgation day I ate the icky paste (trying to imagine ice cream, chocolate, anything) and then began drinking hot water for a few hours, waiting for the results, at which point I became besties with my toilet- again....advice to anyone considering an ayurvedic cleanse share a room with NO ONE...your toilet is sacred!

Treatments also continued throughout the process, which added more 'fun' but I will tell you about them next time!

Squeaky clean love to you all from me and the plants xx

Pure Gratitude!!

Two blogs in three days....well kind of I'm feeling Grateful and want share my 

Gratitude with each of you this Easter Sunday.

Today I am reflecting on how grateful I feel, because today I can actually feel again. Grateful for the courage and strength which has gotten me though the last in particular four days (finished the first part of the the major detox last night). Grateful for the support and love from home, for the calls, the texts, and the laughter.

Grateful for the amazing team here, they work 7 days a week for 6 months and then have a month off to visit their families, always smiling and so kind hearted.

Grateful for having the opportunity to come to such a remarkable place to heal. 

Hope you have something to be grateful for today, and if not know this (as cheesy as it may sound) I am grateful for having you in my life!!

Sending love to you from the garden, even the trees are oozing LOVE xx

Fire Walking, Sight Seeing and Oh Oil Enemas

Thank you to each of you for your kind words, support and encouragement for my first blog. It means so much to me especially being so far from home and on such a life transforming mission! Feeling so loved, and supported by you and the beautiful nature that surrounds me- loving hearts everywhere!

This fell on my lap whilst reading in the garden a few days ago.

When starting this blog I promised myself I would update this regularly, I'd share the lessons I have learned and would be as honest as possible, however those who know me, know i have a slight tendency to not just bite a little off the apple, but to crunch the entire apple in one go. So the blogs might be fewer than initially anticipated, but I'm learning to chew slowly!

Whilst I anticipated challenges throughout this journey I have had to dig deeper then I ever thought possible. With daily highs and lows, pain and discomfort I am appreciating (or at least trying to) the opportunity to put everything I've learnt over the last 9 years of illness into practice, and to test my positivity abilities!

So here at the Ayurvedic retreat hospital we receive two treatments each day, with each treatment been given by two amazing therapists simultaneously.  Treatments are prescribed by the ayurvedic doctor who is also a MD- always helpful when you have a concoction of conditions which are as long as the ingredients list for your favourite dessert, or anything sugary...currently CRAVING the snickers in my suitcase under my bed and everything chocolate eastery you are all posting on Facebook- satisification through visualisation I will master you!!

So the treatment rooms are OLD, the tables are wooden and cleverly designed to support the variety of treatments offered and for their healing properties.  The rooms are small, heated with gas heaters and dimly lit which is always appreciated by us westerners and our wobbly bits as we wip off our gowns to be tied up in cheese cloth to protect your decency- prudes beware I joke not...it's India, no disposable undies here!

So for the past 12 days my treatments have consisted of a mixture of oil massages, oil baths and oil enemas.  Each of these treatments are completed with medicated oils and clarified butter (ghee) as prescribed by the doctor, dependant on your condition and to balance your dosha.  The treatments detox the body by cleaning and removing toxins from the cells.

Whilst you might all drool at the thought of two treatments a day (apart from the obvious, which of course has to be the best treatment for lupus, bet you can hear my groan from there!) the massages and oil baths can be wonderfully relaxing to freakin painful, however as with everything in life contrasts are essential. But on a transformational note I can already feel the effects working, and not just the positivity!

On Sunday I stood for about three hours in the one place with no back pain (which for me has been impossible since about 2006, as my gig going buddies know only too well) and I am now participating in the 6.30 am yoga class and adoring it. I can even do downward dog with no wrist pain now:) The yoga is physically tough, and you know your ready for it once you've survived the warm up 'trek' to get to the studio (this picture doesnt do it justice). But the teacher has postures I've nearer heard of, so it's great to be learning each day, however child's pose ( which I insist on adding to the morning programme) continues to be my favourite lol, reckon I could sleep in it:)

Sunday is our 'day off' so no treatments, but still 5 doses of medication (vile!!) so on Sunday we went sight seeing to dolphin's nose/point, located high up in the tea plantations. The views where stunning and the monkeys almost adorable, apart from their hissing over their biscuits- clearly they didn't know about our ayurvedic diets!

No views, just a group of us!

Later that day we had the privledge of attending a fire walking festival, it was supposed to be shopping, but everything was closed for the festival.  So we found our way to the fire pit and perched ourselves in the viewing area, which was constructed of wood and twine (important for later).

The experience was amazing, electric energy, boiling heat, such kind caring people and an earth angel!

The fire had been lit at 4.30am and food cooked in GIANT pots and brought to the temple as an offering. The fire walking participants had resided in the temple preparing for this event for 4 months, which in my opinion is pretty impressive, 4 months to conquer the mind and dissolve limitations...warning to all I may stay in India, or at least return in the future!

So the volunteers kept the fires in the pit burning, turning the hot coals and ashes with large tree like sticks.  Shortly before it was time for the procession from the temple to reach the area the fires where dismantled and volumteers carried the giant chard logs in wet cloths to another area.  As you can imagine, no order prevailed with lotsa shouting, and no one appearing to be in charge, however water, bananas and chai was provided for the bystanders :)

So now the pit was ready and everyone began chanting, the energy became even more electrified, the sardineness more as the deity Durga arrived.

After a couple of laps of the pit with the deity the fire walking commenced, sadly the only part we could see was their heads bopping as they ran across and out the other side, but everyone wanted a better view and we became sardines in a compressor (remember the fence, see fence posts in picture above) the fence was becoming increasing unstable and as we tried to leave we could barely turn around until a wonderful man who I have named an earth angel pulled us out of the crowd, slightly rattled, filled with adrenalin we made our way back to the retreat, and relished in the bliss of its calmness!

What a wonderful once in a life time experience, all to be topped off with a Skype call from home:) and my crazy doggie 

As I prepare to commence my major detox I send almost squeaky clean love to you all, and will check in soon. Xxxx

Indian Ayurvedic Adventures

Greetings from hot normally sunny but today cloudy India!!

For about a year or so I've been contemplating starting a blog, but did not know what to write about.  So many people have asked me to keep them posted about my 5 week Indian healing adventure, so here it is...my first blog and your update about my Indian ayurvedic adventure.

It's hard to believe a week has already passed since I left Dublin, however a clear sign I have arrived is my need to ask the staff what day it is on a daily bases....I am here!

The flight journey was awesome (haha maybe a little over enthusiastic), but kind of, especially the part where they upgraded me to the exit row, and the other part where I had a row to myself!! Whilst it wasn't the upgrade I'd been working on manifesting I gratefully accepted both..... 

See lotsa leg room...I hear those tall people eeeking ( also possibly the echo of the huge man in the row behind me lol ). Oh and I must not forget my internal indian flight -wish I took a photo, it was like a toy plane, the steps pulled down from the plane and only one person could board the plan at a time and tractors took the luggage off the plane when I arrived at Coimbatore airport, probably nothing much for all you globe trotters, but a funny sight for me!

So I was collected from the airport by a lovely gentleman from the ayurvedic hospital centre and thanks to Paulette's advice it was a very pleasant journey. Perched in the front seat I began to experience India first hand, and think I now have a firm grasp of the rules of the road...'twas like being in the front seat in mario kart! After we got out of the city we began the mountain climb, blind bends, horns honking, monkeys running, it really was so exciting, my driver stopped to show me the view half way up the mountain in the nature reserve.....

 

They even had signs to say 'careful elephants crossing' how cool is that?! Sadly no elephants seen yet, but as you all know me and my hopefulness, otherwise it might be a photoshop job lol!

So I arrived at the clinic and was greeted by the wonderful Team, saw the doctor and after a few room changes began to settle in and start treatments.

The routine is fabulous (apart from the Meds 5 times a day, especially the 6am wake up call one). Lotsa time to chill out and my new favourite hobbie appears to be chasing the shade around the garden (yes I'm not kidding) and I win every time lol!

Many if you maybe unaware of what ayurveda is but it's basically translates to the science or wisdom of life and is an ancient method of healing and balancing the body to promote health.

I have come to the hospital in India for five weeks of panchakarma or detoxification treatments with the hope that it can dissolve my ever growing list of chronic illness' and enable me to live a vibrant life filled with light, love and happiness.

The hospital is located in the blue mountains near coonoor in the Tamil Nadu district of India.  Surrounded by nature and wildlife this is the view of the garden from my bedroom. And just in case the picture doesn't look 'nature filled enough' a wild monkey the size of my dog (big dog) strolled by my room and insists on visiting the garden and roof tops frequently.

With yoga that is too physically strong for me to part take in at the moment (people trying to stand on their head who are beginners in yoga, yes DRU yogis I hear you shriek) I have resolved to commit to my daily DRU yoga practice- watch out ladies I'll be like a walking manual once I return on May 10th, but hopefully more flexible than my 10 techer training books currently residing beside me on my bed!

So I'm currently getting to grips with all my different twice daily treatments, enjoying tasty fresh food- like just picked off the tree (coconuts for breakfast this morning) and meeting lotsa interesting people.

The lessons have started and once I have digested these I will blog a little more owwww sounds so good, blog a little more :)

Sending love to each of you xxxx